I ♥ Tumblr! function relative_time(time_value) { var values = time_value.split(" "); time_value = values[1] + " " + values[2] + ", " + values[5] + " " + values[3]; var parsed_date = Date.parse(time_value); var relative_to = (arguments.length > 1) ? arguments[1] : new Date(); var delta = parseInt((relative_to.getTime() - parsed_date) / 1000); delta = delta + (relative_to.getTimezoneOffset() * 60); if (delta < 60) { return 'less than a minute ago'; } else if(delta < 120) { return 'about a minute ago'; } else if(delta < (45*60)) { return (parseInt(delta / 60)).toString() + ' minutes ago'; } else if(delta < (90*60)) { return 'about an hour ago'; } else if(delta < (24*60*60)) { return 'about ' + (parseInt(delta / 3600)).toString() + ' hours ago'; } else if(delta < (48*60*60)) { return '1 day ago'; } else { return (parseInt(delta / 86400)).toString() + ' days ago'; } } function twitterCallback(obj) { var id = obj[0].user.id; document.getElementById('my_twitter_status').innerHTML = obj[0].text; document.getElementById('my_twitter_status_time').innerHTML = relative_time(obj[0].created_at); } var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-4317617-2"); pageTracker._initData(); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @krishanu)http://krishanu.de/<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kokv87lExV1qzocryo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sorry! We’re closed.</p> <p>~ Tuesday, August 18, 2009</p>http://krishanu.de/post/165728903http://krishanu.de/post/165728903Tue, 18 Aug 2009 20:34:55 +0530<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kohp1h8Aw11qzr04eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://krishanu.de/post/165721222http://krishanu.de/post/165721222Tue, 18 Aug 2009 20:20:45 +0530<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kojrzeDXPy1qzdtsho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://krishanu.de/post/165720782http://krishanu.de/post/165720782Tue, 18 Aug 2009 20:19:58 +0530<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kohxrslzD71qzs6uro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gluttonyisabliss.com/post/164493589/gum-drops-via-ontheway2it" target="_blank">gluttonyisabliss</a>:</p> <blockquote>Gum Drops (via <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/29377475@N03" target="_blank">Ontheway2it</a>)</blockquote>http://krishanu.de/post/164902575http://krishanu.de/post/164902575Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:56:39 +0530<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koh9nzToKT1qz6ai0o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://laureola.tumblr.com/post/164504439/nas-chompas-on-booooooom" target="_blank">laureola</a>:</p> <blockquote><a id="assetiedf7816e47e5c36b785751308183811b05b679e4-link" href="http://www.booooooom.com/2009/07/15/nas-chompas-drawings/" title="http://www.booooooom.com/2009/07/15/nas-chompas-drawings/" onclick="ga_uct('/outbound/edf7816e47e5c36b785751308183811b05b679e4');" target="_blank">Nas Chompas on BOOOOOOOM!</a></blockquote>http://krishanu.de/post/164898029http://krishanu.de/post/164898029Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:48:21 +0530<p><b>Rachel Hansen</b>: Better that you find this out now before you come home and find her in bed with Lars from Norway. <br/><b>Tom: </b>Who’s Lars from Norway? <br/><b>Rachel Hansen</b>: He’s some guy she met at the gym with Brad Pitt’s face and Jesus’ abs.</p> <p><i>(500) Days of Summer</i></p> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote>http://krishanu.de/post/164896061http://krishanu.de/post/164896061Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:44:42 +0530<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koeblaKyjx1qzrwv5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://krishanu.de/post/164895461http://krishanu.de/post/164895461Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:43:34 +0530<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kohakfwURD1qz6ai0o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://laureola.tumblr.com/post/164774544/mymusicuniverse-nada-surf" target="_blank">laureola</a>:</p> <blockquote><a href="http://my-music-universe.blogspot.com/2007/12/nada-surf-live-at-lancienne-brussels.html" target="_blank">mymusicuniverse > Nada Surf</a></blockquote>http://krishanu.de/post/164892790http://krishanu.de/post/164892790Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:38:17 +0530<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kohca3yw8n1qzospvo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://krishanu.de/post/164892079http://krishanu.de/post/164892079Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:37:15 +0530<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kohzqk4yZm1qzr04eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://krishanu.de/post/164891999http://krishanu.de/post/164891999Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:37:09 +0530“Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about.”<br/><br/> - <em>Sam Ewing</em>http://krishanu.de/post/164129256http://krishanu.de/post/164129256Sun, 16 Aug 2009 18:09:34 +0530<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kof8pu50BJ1qzocryo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy Independence Day, India! :)</p>http://krishanu.de/post/163527459http://krishanu.de/post/163527459Sat, 15 Aug 2009 19:40:42 +0530<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kof8ntPP6a1qzocryo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Rays of freedom.</p>http://krishanu.de/post/163527013http://krishanu.de/post/163527013Sat, 15 Aug 2009 19:39:29 +0530<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/UU8sftjMcr1n6srt7cOqeYboo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://krishanu.de/post/163520812http://krishanu.de/post/163520812Sat, 15 Aug 2009 19:23:30 +0530<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kocisiQoiE1qzed32o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://krishanu.de/post/163519967http://krishanu.de/post/163519967Sat, 15 Aug 2009 19:21:01 +0530<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kobvso8OJT1qzfq6qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://seashelllz.tumblr.com/post/162653418/titleuntitled-fire-air-earth-and-water-via" target="_blank">seashelllz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <a href="http://titleuntitled.tumblr.com/post/162224825" target="_blank">titleuntitled</a>:  Fire, Air, Earth and Water (via <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/jjjohn" target="_blank">~jjjohn~</a>)</blockquote>http://krishanu.de/post/163519160http://krishanu.de/post/163519160Sat, 15 Aug 2009 19:18:33 +0530<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kocvr2LgLH1qz7jsqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://krishanu.de/post/163507819http://krishanu.de/post/163507819Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:45:40 +0530<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kodfxcodcS1qzo9kbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://krishanu.de/post/163507738http://krishanu.de/post/163507738Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:45:28 +0530<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kobzfrUs931qzr04eo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://krishanu.de/post/163506443http://krishanu.de/post/163506443Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:41:49 +0530<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kodpityHkg1qztitko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.davidkaneda.com/post/163004459/10-levels-intimacy" target="_blank">davidkaneda</a>:</p> <blockquote>10 Levels of Intimacy in Today’s Communication (via <a href="http://blog.geofox.org/post/162958491/10-levels-of-intimacy-in-todays-communication" target="_blank">geofox</a>)</blockquote>http://krishanu.de/post/163497864http://krishanu.de/post/163497864Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:14:26 +0530